So are you, like, the computer dude or sumthin'...?

This morning my friend emailed me about the recent event that just took place at his workplace. I seriously couldn't stop laughing after reading his email.. It was just too funny and sad at the same time. So I decided to post it here (and yes, I took out all the references to him, his company, and all that crap). So here it is...

So, remember that pot-smoking temp who last month approached me and said, "Are you the computer dude? Dude, my computer's broke."

Well, about an hour and a half ago i get an urgent call from my network security consultant. He is freaking and - since he is normally cooler than the other side of the pillow - when he freaks, there is cause for concern.

It seems a computer on our network with a certain IP address has been camping at myspace.com, become infected with a nasty trojan through a backdoor, and all keystrokes on that machine are being recorded and transmitted... And that machine accesses an important database. After feverishly hunting through the network, i discover and unplug her machine; trojan horse network traffic immediately goes dead.

As i start to run the virus scan on her machine, she returns from lunch. I inform her that her machine is compromising security and that i have pulled it from the network. She looks at me then and says, "So does that mean i can't access hotmail?"

In the Spirit of World Cup 2006...

Whyyyy.....Whyyyyy...????

Van Damme wants to work in Bollywood


One of the biggest highlights at the IIFA awards this year was the presence of Hollywood Action star Jean-Claude Van Damme, who was a special guest at the event and also gave away the best actress award.

Interestingly, Van Damme turned out be a lover of Indian films. He said that he likes Indian films and always wanted to interact with Indian actors and directors. His favorite Hindi film is ‘Devdas’. Says Van Damme, he loved Shahrukh’s performance in the film, especially the last scene when Devdas is dying in the end. Jean added that he would love to act in an Indian film one day. It would be a great honor if a director from India would be interested to cast him.

Apparently, Jackie Chan had also given an open offer onstage to the Indian directors few years back at IIFA itself. However, we haven’t heard of any director approaching him yet.

Source: IndiaFM News Bureau

A little note on the side: I'm very disappointed in you..You were big in Hollywood, and now you want to make movies in Bollywood...? Sigh....

Jesus Pan??

Thinking of putting an image of Jesus on your pancakes? Sandwiches? Well then get yourself a Jesus Pan! Whoever came up with this idea is truly a genius! So original and completely outside-the-box! Mann..Wish I'd come up with this idea before. Click here to go to the Website. And yes, discounted bulk orders are available.

Hmm how about a "Buddha Pan" maybe? What do you feel of having this image popping up on your bagels? What do you think?

sugarbabe

That is just too nasty.....Unless, of course, if you're really into 'older women'.

He could've been a great boxer..

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By the way, I wasn't the one who actually said it. My friend, Cedric, did. What an evil insensitive bastard! :)

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