Female and Male's Geography

FEMALE GEOGRAPHY

Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa: wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America: well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India: sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France: deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Yugoslavia: a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Russia: vast, with undefined frontier. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia: a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future.

After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan or the north pole: many know its whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there!


MALE GEOGRAPHY

Between 15 and 90 , a man is like Zimbabwe: ruled by a dick!

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