The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

You Are Big Bird

Talented, smart, and friendly... you're also one of the sanest people around. You are usually feeling: Happy. From riding a unicycle to writing poetry, you have plenty of hobbies to keep you busy. You are famous for: Being a friend to everyone. Even the grumpiest person gets along with you. How you life your life: Joyfully. "Super. Duper. Flooper."

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

I need costume ideas

This instant messanging conversation between me and my coworker took place last year, 2 weeks before we had our Halloween party here at the office. I kept the record because it was just too funny. Let's just call my co-worker mrayman72 and myself Haceem.

mrayman72: you just got one?
mrayman72: only one?
mrayman72: have you decided on a costume for monday?
mrayman72: you have to top last year...

--- For the past 2 years, I have been 2nd place winner for my Halloween Costumes. 1st year I dressed up as my CEO (Something I will not recommend to you guys) and 2nd year I dressed up as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz (pictures will be available upon request) ---

Haceem: hey i'm doing my research man
mrayman72: how do you research?
mrayman72: i need costume ideas...
Haceem: you're gonna wear a costume this year, right?
mrayman72: if i get inspiration
mrayman72: any ideas?
mrayman72: why dont u dress up as bono from u2?
Haceem: heh? bono? nahh man..that's not really showing creativity
Haceem: and it's not unique
mrayman72: oh
mrayman72: see, i am not good at coming up with ideas for this
mrayman72: so i probably wont dress up
Haceem: how about a french maid
Haceem: you should dress up as a french maid
Haceem: you'll win
mrayman72: nah
mrayman72: what else do you got?
Haceem: you want to win, right?
mrayman72: who doesnt?
Haceem: how about a jewish santa
mrayman72: that makes no sense
Haceem: instead of wearing all red, you'll be wearing black
mrayman72: why black?
Haceem: exactly! it doesn't make sense, but it's unique
Haceem: remember what jason wore last year?
mrayman72: the israeli colors are blue and white
Haceem: hugh hefer
Haceem: ok blue and white then
mrayman72: hugh heffner, not hefer
mrayman72: how about as trump?
mrayman72: nah - boring
Haceem: no
mrayman72: what else?
Haceem: how about harry potter
Haceem: 45 year old harry potter
Haceem: he he he
mrayman72: harry potter is so over
Haceem: it's not
Haceem: the movie is coming out in a few weeks
mrayman72: yeah
mrayman72: i dont think so
Haceem: i still think you should go as a french maid
Haceem: you'll win
Haceem: i'm telling you
Haceem: it's so unexpected
mrayman72: what goes on inside your head?
Haceem: hey i'm giving you some ideas ok
mrayman72: think of something else
Haceem: how about bob marley
Haceem: and for the performance, you can lip sync some of his songs
mrayman72: performance?
Haceem: yeahh
Haceem: the performance is the key, my friend..
Haceem: don't you have to perform or something?
mrayman72: i dont perform
Haceem: hold on let me check the email
Haceem: presentation and wow factor
mrayman72: still got nothing
Haceem: how about a ballerina
mrayman72: why are you trying to see me in drag?
Haceem: hey, there are male ballerinas
mrayman72: oy
Haceem: you watched old school right?
mrayman72: yes
Haceem: remember the part when will ferrel dressed up in a ballerina costume
mrayman72: no
Haceem: and started performing in school gy,
Haceem: gym
Haceem: he's wearing all pink
mrayman72: keep thinking

Heh...Nice dress

So this past weekend my friend threw a party. It was 'the Ethnic Fiesta.'

Basically, it's a party where you wear the traditional clothes (of any countries). It doesn't really matter where you're from. You could've been American and wearing Japanese kimonos, African wearing Scottish Kilt, or Mexican wearing sparkling tutu dress (OK I think the last one doesn't really fall under traditional clothes category).

So anyways, when I got there, I was really struck by how far some people were willing to dress themselves up for the party.

Especially with this guy..

Peter Pan's Fashion Pages

This is so gay.

I found this site when I was browsing this afternoon. It really suprised me to see there is, apparently, somebody (more like a guy) out there who is really into Peter Pan. Not just the character himself - it's more like his outfit/costume.

He even has the photo collection which is called "The Ever Growing Peter Pan Photo Collection." Here are some of the photos:

Damn man..I had never seen a guy who's so into Peter Pan before. This guy is like obsessed with Peter Pan. Well..More like obsessed with Peter Pan's outfit. He even created a similar outfit in different fabrics and colors (black & burgundy, baby blue, and navy blue).



At first, I thought the whole thing was definitely so gay; but the more I browsed deeper into his Website, I'd say "creepy" is the right word to describe him.



OK..I think I got to the point where I have to stop putting his pictures on my blog and just allow you to check his photos directly on his Website. Looking at these pics is really starting to creep me out a bit.

Click here to go to the actual Website.

The Easter Bunny Hates You

Motivational Posters

When you work 5 days a week, 9AM to 6PM, you need something to keep yourself motivated, productive, and of course, like they say, to keep the creative juices flowing. I have found these - what I like to call "motivational posters" - which you can hang on your cubicle wall or maybe use as your desktop wallpaper.

WARNING: I will not be held fully responsible if you get fired because you are using these posters as your self motivation technique at work.

No Burritos?

You mess with us, this is what you're going to get, America!

Girls: "What the hell....?"

What's your sign?

In case if you read this and feel offended, I just want you to know that I'm not the one who came up with all these astrology stuff. Adam Sandler did.

Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22)
You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22)
You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

Taurus (April 23 - May 22)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

Gemini (May 23 - June 22)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means your are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 23 - July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nill. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22)
You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.

Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

Harry Potter on HotorNot.com?

I used to submit a lot of my friends to HotorNot.com years ago. At first, I was doing it only for fun. But then I got sort of addicted to it.

Here's my 1st Hot or Not victim and he's been on there for...Well, let's just say for quite a while ;)

Some people say he looks like Harry Potter. What do you think?

Osama on Friendster

For those of you who are on Friendster, you should add him to your friend's list.

Click here to go to his profile.

Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink

Ever tried Steven Seagal's energy drink?


This is what they say about his energy drink:

Are you stuck drifting through life in a state of existential confusion wandering aimlessly through the multitudes of energy products not knowing which one is the right one for you? Then look no further for the true meaning of life then Master Sensei Seagal’s Lightning Bolt Energy Drink!

Lightning Bolt, the one and only energy drink crafted by martial arts expert and herbal specialist Steven Seagal, is the only all natural 100% juice energy drink on the market. This long lasting energy elixir is made with key ingredients from all over the globe. With a healthy dosing of Tibetan Goji Berry, Asian Cordyceps, B-Vitamins, Green Tea, Yerba Mate, Ginseng, Ginkgo Biloba, Guarana, and Policosanols, Lightning Bolt will give you the strength you need to punch your adversary’s faces through plate glass windows day in and day out!

Oh and it gets better, Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt is available in 2 great juicy flavors! Cherry Charge brings you the great taste of freshly squeezed cherry juice, while for those of you that desire a slightly less sweet drink can partake of the true Asian Experience. Either way, you still get a powerful bolt of energy delivered into your body that Steven Seagal precisely blended for lasting maximum performance. So get ready to take on the world with new meaning with Steven Segal’s own Lightning Bolt Energy Drink!

HAHAHAHA!! Mann I really don't know what to say...I used to be a huge big fan of his since I grew up watching all his movies (well I guess I still am now since everytime I see his new movie comes up on Netflix, I'd immediately add it to my queue list).

As I look for information about his energy drink, it gets better and better. Here's what they say more about the energy drink:

Steven Seagal's Energy Drink Features:

* 100% Pure Steven Seagal Juice
* Designed for intense mortal combat or any extreme situation requiring ultimate energy
* Can has Steven Seagal’s face on it (who could ask for more!?!)

Goshh Steven, what the hell were you thinking when you came up with this idea?

Sorry man..

My friend - let's just call him TK - had created a website for his school project. He was in love with his Jetta so much that he dedicated this website project to his Jetta. The website is called "TK'S 1999-2003 Volkswagen Jetta Site." (HAHAHA...!!)

I know he's going to kill me once he finds out that I post his "website project" on my blog - but I just couldn't help it since it really cracks me up everytime I go to the site.




Click here to go to his site. He even put up his on picture on this site. Mann you look so goofy in this picture :)



If this were on HotorNot.com, how would you rate the picture? 3 out of 10? Or 7 out of 10?

So Distubing