Fasten Your Seatbelt

"Uhmm Sir, that's not how you fasten your seatbelt on the plane.."

Hab Max Janoux Lufaz Bayaour

I'm a huge fan of French cuisine. Dan kadang kalau kita ngeliat makanan yg dari France itu, you'll get the impression that the food is very well-presented, sophisticated, very diverse, and considered to be one of the world's most refined and elegant cooking. These are some of the examples of French cuisine:

1. Fillet Mignon (A steak cut of beef taken from tenderloin)
2. Pate de Fois Gras (Goose Liver Paste)
3. Chevalen (Horse Meat!)
4. Monsieur de Veau (Veal)
5. Escargot d'France (Snails from French)

Si Inem yg warungnya sering dikunjungi turis (backpackers) Perancis, engga mao kalah. Dia pasang menu sebagai berikut:

CHEF'S SPECIAL:

1. Oucing Pete de Chine (Oseng Pete' Cina)
2. Chateau de Batavie (Soto Betawi)
3. Saiyour de Lourdes (Sayur Lodeh)
4. Roujaxe d'Oleque (Rujak Ulek)
5. Café a la Tobruque (Kopi Tubruk)
6. Cappuccino de Preangers (Bajigur)
7. Naxis Geaux rain (Nasi Goreng)
8. Manioc de Mer (Singkong Rebus)
9. Vouz vour que tans Noir (Bubur Ketan Item)

And Today's Special:

Loun Tounqe Saiyour (Lontong Sayur)

Hab Max Janoux Lufaz Bayaour = Habis Makan Jangan Lupa Bayar!!

How to be a Successful Evil Overlord

Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours (for real!). However, every Evil Overlord you have probably read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end.

I read this somewhere on someone's Website which I thought it was really funny. Thought I wanted to share with you all.

We have noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists, or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. With that in mind, allow me to present...

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face concealing ones.
2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell in my dungeon.
4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragon of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
6. I will not gloat over my enemies predicament before killing them.
7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought, I'll shoot him and then say "No."
8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled, "Danger: Don Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will clearly not be labelled as such.
10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum - a small hotel room well outside my border will work just as well.
11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least several round of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.
15. I will never employ any device with a digital count-down. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable. I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."
17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.
18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would prove a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.
19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.
20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
21. I will hire a fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legion of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman foot soldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.
22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.
23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.
24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strength and weaknesses. Even though this takes some fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)
25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible spot.
26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive which is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bed chamber.
27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.
28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.
29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.
30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.
31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcements and/or romantic sub-plot for the hero or his side-kick.
32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.
33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.
34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.
36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.
37. If my trusted lieutenant tell me my Legion of Terror is losing a battle, I will believe him.. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.
38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.
39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.
40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable super-weapon, I will use it early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.
41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all of those pesky time travel devices.
42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys that happens to follow him around.
43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.
44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.
45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him and say "And here is the price for failure." then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.
46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.
47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.
48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.
49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all of my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.
50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.
51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions of the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people oriented position.
52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.
53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.
54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.
55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legion of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.
56. My Legion of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owners manual.
58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.
59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.
60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: This also applies to passwords.
61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?" I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.
62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.
63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of this nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.
64. I will see a compentant psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be disadvantageous.
65. If I must have a computer system with publicly available terminals, the maps they display will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.
66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints and then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.
67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.
68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.
69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.
70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.
71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.
72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon, instead of using my unstoppable super weapon on them.
73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.
74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.
75. I will instruct my Legion of Terror to attack the heroes en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.
76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)
77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutenant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.
78. I will not tell my Legion of Terror "And he must be taken alive-" the command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonable practical."
79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited edition commemorative coins.
80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.
81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.
82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerously unbalanced structure.
83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.
84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.
85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 stones of power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more alone the lines of "Push the button/"
86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.
88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to do the task again.
89. After I capture the hero's super weapon, I will not disband legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.
90. I will not design my main control room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.
91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.
92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead, I will say that his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)
93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and the underling who failed or betrayed me, I will die first.
94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.
95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cell mate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening the cell for a look.
96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.
97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unraveled.
98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However, if circumstances have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each other' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.
99. Any data files of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb.
100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free, unlimited internet access.

Tech Support!

From: Chuck Berry
To: Maureen Cassai

Subject: Dear Tech Support

Date: Fri, 07 Dec 2007 21:40:15 -0500

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User... (Please Read Reply)
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warnings-Alimony-Child Support". I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear"5.0 to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Laundry 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.


BEST OF LUCK,
TECH SUPPORT

You did WHAT?

Recently I was chatting with my friend - let's just call her madchick - about the most disgusting thing that we have ever done. In my case, it took place a month ago when I clogged up the sink pipe in the bathroom. How? Well that's because I was stupidly enough to stand by the sink when giving myself a haircut. Of course as you can guess, those hair pieces were falling down the sink and successfully clogged up the freakin' pipe.

Well how was it digusting? Heh, yeah so my roommate decided to pull a MacGyver. Having no fancy plumbing tools and zero plumbing experience, he decided to use hmm..(Well something which you're about to find out later)..to get the hair out of the pipe. We then took turns to do it which in the end, we finally got most hair out of the pipe. But the whole experience itself has turned into a nightmare for me and I'm still haunted by it everytime I look at the sink.

Anyhow, the next day I was talking to madchick about it, and she told me that what I did was nothing compared to what she did.

madchick: i went through some crazy shit myself few years ago
Haceem: oh yeah like what
madchick: so i am sure his is nothing
madchick: its too gross to even tell
Haceem: tell me
Haceem: then i'll tell you
madchick: lol
madchick: ok so this was like years ago
Haceem: right
madchick: i was at my cousin's vising to DC
madchick: i was living in NJ at rge time
Haceem: k
madchick: so i took a shit
madchick: and the flush wont work
madchick: i tried to fix it
Haceem: HAHAHAHA
Haceem: ohh
madchick: but it wont do anything
madchick: i was too embarrassed to tell my cuzins
Haceem: don't tell me you grabbed it using toilet paper?
madchick: so i took the shit out
madchick: lol
madchick: yes
Haceem: aw shit
madchick: so gross
Haceem: OUCH
madchick: the nastiest thing ever
Haceem: with what???
Haceem: your bare hands?
madchick: with bounty
madchick: NO dude
madchick: bounty paper
Haceem: and what did you do with it?
madchick: i finished the whole dam thing
madchick: threw it in the trash can
madchick: lol
Haceem: aw shittt are u serious?
Haceem: that trash can must've smelled awful
Haceem: did anyone notice?
Haceem: the smell?
madchick: ok so
madchick: i went to the kitchen
madchick: pretending to throw somethin in the garbage
madchick: and it was thankfully full
Haceem: aw that's just nasty!!
madchick: i was like to my cuz ..hey let me throw the trash out
Haceem: damn
madchick: i think the one in the bathroom is also full
madchick: where do i throw i tout
madchick: lol
madchick: so once i figured it out
madchick: i threw it all out
madchick: but it was pretty gross
Haceem: aw shitt hell yeah it's gross!!!
Haceem: awwww
Haceem: damnit
Haceem: why did you have to tell me this?!
madchick: u asked for it
madchick: now its ur turn
madchick: cant be bad as my experience
Haceem: i think i'm beginning to have all these visions..
madchick: lol
Haceem: ..you taking a crap and pick it up one by one with a paper towel
madchick: yeha it was pretty traumatic
Haceem: i bet
Haceem: hahahhahaha
Haceem: how did it feel though?
Haceem: was it very....cushy?
Haceem: hahahhahahaha
Haceem: or hard as a rock?
Haceem: if it was hard, that means you need to eat a lot of bananas and spinach
madchick: lol
madchick: ok
madchick: i dont want to think abt it
madchick: its gross
Haceem: damnit
Haceem: that's just gross
Haceem: hahahaha
Haceem: well thanks for sharing :-)
madchick: so what did u use
Haceem: hahahhaa
Haceem: he used the plunger
Haceem: for the freaking sink
Haceem: i was like you used what?!
madchick: lol
madchick: oh god
madchick: i knew it
Haceem: he said yeah i had to use it..good thing i got most of the hair out
Haceem: so now it's ur turn
madchick: remind me never to use ur sink if i ever get invited to ur place
Haceem: i said, well i ain't touch that thing...especially using it to fix the freakin sink. i'm gonna call the maintenance guy
Haceem: hahahah shut upp
Haceem: he just laughed
madchick: lol unless u get the sink replaced
Haceem: so i called up the maintenance guy....i got the voice mail saying that they don't work on weekends
Haceem: and i was gonna get some tools from home depot...but somehow i know i'm going to mess up something because i'm just not really good at fixing anything
Haceem: hahahhahaha
Haceem: so i was like, fuck it..i'll use the damn thing...
madchick: yes i can tell from ur hair
madchick: lol
Haceem: hahaha whatever
madchick: how good u are "at fixing" things
Haceem: hey i know i'm good with my hands. but when it comes to fixing househould stuff, not really good at it
Haceem: hahahahhahaha
Haceem: :-D
madchick: lol
madchick: god iw as just abt toforget that nightmare
Haceem: i guess..
Haceem: ..i'll have to remind myself not to shake your hands
Haceem: or maybe touch it
Haceem: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
madchick: lol
madchick: trust me
Haceem: oh man
madchick: i wanted to wash my hands with acid
madchick: lol i figured id die
madchick: so i finished thefreaking anti bacterial soap
Haceem: i'd rather embarass myself than touching my own crap..seriously
madchick: i was in the bathroom for an hour
madchick: doing all this
Haceem: you didn't even take a shower?
madchick: my cousins were watching a movie
madchick: they were like dam where the hell did she go
madchick: i did eventually
madchick: i didnt want to run
madchick: its one of those freakin half bathrooms
Haceem: good thing you didn't have diarrhea
Haceem: hahahaha half bathroom...
madchick: oh god
madchick: i would have burned the dam thing down
Haceem: hahhahahaha
madchick: and pretend like it was an accident
Haceem: you would've probably used the vacuum cleaner...
Haceem: hahahhahaha
madchick: so i always make the flush works
Haceem: to vacuum the whole thing and burn the vacuum cleaner
madchick: when i have to take a dump at anyones house
madchick: thats so gross
Haceem: you know what you should do..if it happens again next time
Haceem: you should get a glass or cup..or a pot
Haceem: fill it with water and just start pouring water to the toilet
Haceem: it'll slowly flush it down the toilet
Haceem: it takes time
madchick: lol thanks
Haceem: but at least you won't have to pick up your own crap and toss it in the trash can......awwcchhhhh arrgghh
madchick: can we stop talking abt this sitty experience ?
madchick: shitty*
madchick: literally shitty
madchick: lol
Haceem: i'm gonna have to copy and paste this convo on my blog
Haceem: hahahahhaha
Haceem: it's too funny
Haceem: HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Haceem: http://haceem.blogspot.com
madchick: NOway
madchick: imma kill you
madchick: so gross
Haceem: AHHAHAHAHA
Haceem: it's funny!!
Haceem: hahahhahaha..
madchick: u betetr not be posting it up
madchick: lol
madchick: ill kill u
Haceem: hahahhahaha
Haceem: well let me think about it
madchick: lol
madchick: no thinking
Haceem: :-D heh heh heh....
Haceem: i'm soo tempted to post it
Haceem: seriously
madchick: dude
Haceem: what
madchick: the only reason i told u is because u wont tell me what happened
madchick: not so that u can post it up
madchick: so no
Haceem: did it smell?
madchick: i closed my nose
madchick: lol
madchick: its shit for godsake
Haceem: how did it feel?
madchick: and doesnt matter if its asian shit
Haceem: you never answered my question
madchick: still stinks
Haceem: hahhahaha
madchick: its mushy i guess
Haceem: i bet it smelled like curry!
Haceem: was it dark brown? or light yellow? or just yellow?
madchick: i dont remember
Haceem: well try to remember
Haceem: it's very important
madchick: lol not
Haceem: hahahhaa

Meteor Garden (Indo Version)

If you lived in Indonesia a few years ago, you'd probably remember Meteor Garden, which was considered one of the most popular TV shows. I actually saw a couple of episodes a few years back when I was hanging out at my friend's place.. I thought it was one of the corniest show ever in TV history, and I absolutely had no idea why all teenagers were so crazy about those Meteor Garden guys.

So recently someone emailed this screenshot to me, it was a Friendster profile of the Indonesian Meteor Garden (HAHAHAHA).. Hell I thought this could be a brilliant idea, replacing all Taiwanese casts of Meteor Garden with all Indonesian-Javanese casts.. Hahahahaa...